July 22, 2009
IN THE UNITED STATES
CIVIL MATTER
Plaintiff
v.
Defendant
FACTS OF THE CASE
Divine Clark is enraged over the attention given to a dress she was wearing. She states that if she were to "fly" dress again that she will insure her body resulting from this incident. Because of all the attention and "trippin" on the runway Divine and the clothes she was wearing were damaged. Ms. Clark is now seeking reimbursement.
Pieces: So you're a clumsy walker. Perhaps some comfy shoes instead of your heels would have prevented your fall. Next time wear footwear you can walk in.
Divine: I was struttin just fine until the trippin began while in the air causin me to fall.
Pieces: What trip caused you to fall, exactly?
Divine: I was just walking pass to say hello to the fellas and soon after all the rukus started.
Pieces: Did you know the gentleman?
Divine: NO!
Pieces: Then why did you speak?
Divine: It was all business, just conversation in a friendly way. Since were were going to be together for a few hours.
Pieces: Wait a minute. You were hanging with strangers and wondered why they tripped you. Obvious, your friendly chit-chat and being alone with them for a few hours has made them have no respect for you. You fell and now well I hope you learned your lesson.
Divine: Lesson, this ain't school!
Pieces: Yup, but life doles these things out.
Divine: I had no other choice, but to be with these men.
Pieces: Were you kidnapped? This is a bit strange you seemed willing in your converstion to me to make friends with these people.
Divine: I had reservations.
Pieces: Anotherwords, you were reserved until you went in to the air, you let loose and got carried away. Now that you didn't like the way things ended up you're upset. Is that it?
Divine: There were others along with me on the ride as well.
Pieces: Oh so now you admit to your tacky display of affection here in my court. Case Dismissed!
Divine: How was that tacky? One of the flight attendants looked at my fly $1,500 dollar dress and tripped over the cost and spilled food and beverage on it ruining the dress and giving me bruises and wounds.
Pieces: How much are you suing for?
Divine: $3,500.
Pieces: Were you seated at the time you were being served, to have this all happen to you?
DTA: You--hoo excuse me Pieces. I'm from DTA which stands for Decendants Transfer Airways. I was sent by the company to explain the situation here. I will not be silent, I demand my say in this here court!
Pieces: And I take it you're wearing company uniform?
DTA: Yes honey, we strive to represent. But don't be talkin pew to me look at you all covered up. For all I know you could be having a sale goin on inside. Im just here to keep this all real.
Pieces: This old thing didn't cover much. I got it from my first job. It's still as yellow as it was when I began to wear it. My second job became much more intersting instead of a sale I kept it in the family and now I just wear a yellow suit underneath. So as a result I talk pew to everybody. Now hop to the facts!
DTA: You a hot about a biscuit!
Pieces: Don't push it tootsie, I see you offering glitter!
DTA: Look at where your gold "mine" got you. Ha!
Pieces: Oh... I must be slow because I used caution when going over speed bumps. Get to the story and that is an order!
DTA: Take a breather I meant no harm. Now, this tramp was hardly seated during the whole cumbustion. As a matter of fact she caused it. If the trollip was not running around braggin about her dress to the pilots and cheesin with the passengers, this all would not have occured.
Pieces: Divine why were you out of your seat?
Divine: I was promoting "airline gig" which is a fashion show during the flight. I was paid to wear expensive clothing fashioned after flight apparel. But in a more expensive design. It was to show passengers a glimpse of travel wear sold by DTA. If they were interested I would put customers in contact with sales and design, so that they could have the clothes tailored just for them or whoever the purchase would be for.
DTA: Please, the show was long over but you keep your tired ass going like it was all about you.
Divine: They wanted me to wear the clothes and mingle with the passengers throughout the flight and that's what I did as part of my contract.
PIECES WILL RESUME
Posted by Sheri Harris. Posted In : Pieces 010/09 PT1
July 14, 2009
IN THE UNITED STATES CIVIL MATTER Plaintiff v. Defendant FACTS OF THE CASE
Ike Fontain is distressed over trouble that continued to start with the defendant Mike Summers. Mr. Summers says that Mr. Fontain shops around for trouble and it eventually found him - now that it has he won't own up to the cost of it all. Pieces: So Mr. Fontain do you normally go around looking for people to pick on? Mr. Fontain: No the trouble began at home, everything was fine up until then. Pieces: Is that why Mr. Summers w... Continue reading...
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July 8, 2009
IN THE UNITED STATES CIVIL MATTER Plaintiff v. Defendant CASE COMPLAINT
Pisha Waters decided to settle her claim against a business partner since she says it's his fault "their business" went belly up. Pieces: You were following along with your partners plan for the business and now you're paying the price. Pisha: He never told me about his other failed ventures. Pieces: Well before you became partners didn't you discuss his other businesses? Pisha: He told me the one we had was for real! Pieces: So you... Continue reading...
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July 1, 2009
Josh: Madlee became very angry. She felt that I should have had the reception for those invited at least, as a token of appreciation. She said that the money would not have been wasted because the family and guests could have eaten and enjoyed themselves. Now the club recieved payment for the occupying of the space because it was too late to sell it to someone else including all that went along with it. My answer to this was if she wanted to hold a party for herself, then fine just don't inv... Continue reading...
Posted by Sheri Harris. Posted In : Orders-09 PT 2
June 25, 2009
IN THE UNITED STATES
CIVIL MATTER
Plaintiff
v.
Defendant
CASE COMPLAINT
Josh P. is angered over a date that was broken at the last minute. He states that his companion kept him waiting hungrily and never showed.
Pieces: So why didn't you just eat without her, you were already seated?
Josh:No, I was left standing the whole time!
Pieces: So she stood you up?
Josh: That's correct.
Pieces: Well she just got tired of having to prop you up for your meals, which is why she didn't show.. What i'm really trying ... Continue reading...
Posted by Sheri Harris. Posted In : Orders-09 PT1
June 17, 2009
IN THE UNITED STATES CIVIL MATTER Plaintiff v. Defendant Complaint Against The Defendant
Nancy Cattle is very upset resulting from an "operator" that went wrong. Ms. Cattle has come to Pieces to settle her complaint. Pieces: In the information provided, it said that you placed a call in your sleep. And during all of that you did not like what the operator said to you while in the rem stages of sleep. Ms. Cattle: He had some nerve. I was lying helplessly on a table and he kept going on and on about my... Continue reading...
Posted by Sheri Harris. Posted In : Orders-09
June 9, 2009
IN THE UNITED STATES
CIVIL MATTER
Plaintiff
v.
Defendant
Brief Description of the Case
A woman in her 40's has taken issue with her boss regarding the seriousness of her drive, for which the woman's boss will not discuss with her. So not the woman has come to Pieces for a resolve.
Pieces: You stated that your boss will not drive you anywhere. You're in your 40's what is the matter with you using public transportation?
Employee: Chill for just a minute, you not understanding me!
Pieces: So now you want... Continue reading...
Posted by Sheri Harris. Posted In : Orders-09
June 2, 2009
IN THE UNITED STATES
CIVIL MATTER
Plaintiff
v.
Defendant
Case Facts
A male co-worker anonymously reports a woman worker regarding a "bad distribution". The complaint was
eventually given to pieces for review on what to do next.
Pieces: So your co-worker gave you bad cents, why didn't you just take it to a bank for exchange instead of wasting the courts time for such pettiness?
Male: Not cents your honor, scent.
Pieces: You mean, her perfume is kickin your goat?
Male: No, she don't wear that at all.
Pi... Continue reading...
Posted by Sheri Harris. Posted In : Orders-09
May 27, 2009
IN THE UNITED STATES CIVIL MATTER Plaintiff v. Defendant FACTS OF THE CASE
A man considerably older than his live in girlfriend, has decided to leave her. The reason for leaving is that she "interrupts" their time for romance. Because she tells him she is "thirsty" and goes to get something to drink. Pieces: You said that your girlfriend brought you here, as I look around she is invisible to the court. Please explain her whereabouts. Man: I said the problem we are having made me come to pieces, I got... Continue reading...
Posted by Sheri Harris. Posted In : Orders 09
May 21, 2009
IN THE UNITED STATES
CIVIL MATTERPlaintiff
v.
Defendant
FACTS OF THE CASE
An adult woman is suing her parents "spiritually". She says they have robbed her of her ability to live life to the extent that she would have lived had they not interfered in her desire to become what she wanted. As a result she feels bound to them as though she is enslaved as they have made her miserable. Pieces: Well you are already suing them so what do you want from me? Woman: A bit of advice, on how to do this properly... Continue reading...
Posted by Sheri Harris. Posted In : Orders-09
July 22, 2009
IN THE UNITED STATES
CIVIL MATTER
Plaintiff
v.
Defendant
FACTS OF THE CASE
Divine Clark is enraged over the attention given to a dress she was wearing. She states that if she were to "fly" dress again that she will insure her body resulting from this incident. Because of all the attention and "trippin" on the runway Divine and the clothes she was wearing were damaged. Ms. Clark is now seeking reimbursement.
Pieces: So you're a clumsy walker. Perhaps some comfy shoes instead of your heels would have prevented your fall. Next time wear footwear you can walk in.
Divine: I was struttin just fine until the trippin began while in the air causin me to fall.
Pieces: What trip caused you to fall, exactly?
Divine: I was just walking pass to say hello to the fellas and soon after all the rukus started.
Pieces: Did you know the gentleman?
Divine: NO!
Pieces: Then why did you speak?
Divine: It was all business, just conversation in a friendly way. Since were were going to be together for a few hours.
Pieces: Wait a minute. You were hanging with strangers and wondered why they tripped you. Obvious, your friendly chit-chat and being alone with them for a few hours has made them have no respect for you. You fell and now well I hope you learned your lesson.
Divine: Lesson, this ain't school!
Pieces: Yup, but life doles these things out.
Divine: I had no other choice, but to be with these men.
Pieces: Were you kidnapped? This is a bit strange you seemed willing in your converstion to me to make friends with these people.
Divine: I had reservations.
Pieces: Anotherwords, you were reserved until you went in to the air, you let loose and got carried away. Now that you didn't like the way things ended up you're upset. Is that it?
Divine: There were others along with me on the ride as well.
Pieces: Oh so now you admit to your tacky display of affection here in my court. Case Dismissed!
Divine: How was that tacky? One of the flight attendants looked at my fly $1,500 dollar dress and tripped over the cost and spilled food and beverage on it ruining the dress and giving me bruises and wounds.
Pieces: How much are you suing for?
Divine: $3,500.
Pieces: Were you seated at the time you were being served, to have this all happen to you?
DTA: You--hoo excuse me Pieces. I'm from DTA which stands for Decendants Transfer Airways. I was sent by the company to explain the situation here. I will not be silent, I demand my say in this here court!
Pieces: And I take it you're wearing company uniform?
DTA: Yes honey, we strive to represent. But don't be talkin pew to me look at you all covered up. For all I know you could be having a sale goin on inside. Im just here to keep this all real.
Pieces: This old thing didn't cover much. I got it from my first job. It's still as yellow as it was when I began to wear it. My second job became much more intersting instead of a sale I kept it in the family and now I just wear a yellow suit underneath. So as a result I talk pew to everybody. Now hop to the facts!
DTA: You a hot about a biscuit!
Pieces: Don't push it tootsie, I see you offering glitter!
DTA: Look at where your gold "mine" got you. Ha!
Pieces: Oh... I must be slow because I used caution when going over speed bumps. Get to the story and that is an order!
DTA: Take a breather I meant no harm. Now, this tramp was hardly seated during the whole cumbustion. As a matter of fact she caused it. If the trollip was not running around braggin about her dress to the pilots and cheesin with the passengers, this all would not have occured.
Pieces: Divine why were you out of your seat?
Divine: I was promoting "airline gig" which is a fashion show during the flight. I was paid to wear expensive clothing fashioned after flight apparel. But in a more expensive design. It was to show passengers a glimpse of travel wear sold by DTA. If they were interested I would put customers in contact with sales and design, so that they could have the clothes tailored just for them or whoever the purchase would be for.
DTA: Please, the show was long over but you keep your tired ass going like it was all about you.
Divine: They wanted me to wear the clothes and mingle with the passengers throughout the flight and that's what I did as part of my contract.
PIECES WILL RESUME
Posted by Sheri Harris. Posted In : Pieces 010/09 PT1
July 14, 2009
IN THE UNITED STATES CIVIL MATTER Plaintiff v. Defendant FACTS OF THE CASE
Ike Fontain is distressed over trouble that continued to start with the defendant Mike Summers. Mr. Summers says that Mr. Fontain shops around for trouble and it eventually found him - now that it has he won't own up to the cost of it all. Pieces: So Mr. Fontain do you normally go around looking for people to pick on? Mr. Fontain: No the trouble began at home, everything was fine up until then. Pieces: Is that why Mr. Summers w... Continue reading...
Posted by Sheri Harris. Posted In : Orders-09
July 8, 2009
IN THE UNITED STATES CIVIL MATTER Plaintiff v. Defendant CASE COMPLAINT
Pisha Waters decided to settle her claim against a business partner since she says it's his fault "their business" went belly up. Pieces: You were following along with your partners plan for the business and now you're paying the price. Pisha: He never told me about his other failed ventures. Pieces: Well before you became partners didn't you discuss his other businesses? Pisha: He told me the one we had was for real! Pieces: So you... Continue reading...
Posted by Sheri Harris. Posted In : Orders-09
July 1, 2009
Josh: Madlee became very angry. She felt that I should have had the reception for those invited at least, as a token of appreciation. She said that the money would not have been wasted because the family and guests could have eaten and enjoyed themselves. Now the club recieved payment for the occupying of the space because it was too late to sell it to someone else including all that went along with it. My answer to this was if she wanted to hold a party for herself, then fine just don't inv... Continue reading...
Posted by Sheri Harris. Posted In : Orders-09 PT 2
June 25, 2009
IN THE UNITED STATES
CIVIL MATTER
Plaintiff
v.
Defendant
CASE COMPLAINT
Josh P. is angered over a date that was broken at the last minute. He states that his companion kept him waiting hungrily and never showed.
Pieces: So why didn't you just eat without her, you were already seated?
Josh:No, I was left standing the whole time!
Pieces: So she stood you up?
Josh: That's correct.
Pieces: Well she just got tired of having to prop you up for your meals, which is why she didn't show.. What i'm really trying ... Continue reading...
Posted by Sheri Harris. Posted In : Orders-09 PT1
June 17, 2009
IN THE UNITED STATES CIVIL MATTER Plaintiff v. Defendant Complaint Against The Defendant
Nancy Cattle is very upset resulting from an "operator" that went wrong. Ms. Cattle has come to Pieces to settle her complaint. Pieces: In the information provided, it said that you placed a call in your sleep. And during all of that you did not like what the operator said to you while in the rem stages of sleep. Ms. Cattle: He had some nerve. I was lying helplessly on a table and he kept going on and on about my... Continue reading...
Posted by Sheri Harris. Posted In : Orders-09
June 9, 2009
IN THE UNITED STATES
CIVIL MATTER
Plaintiff
v.
Defendant
Brief Description of the Case
A woman in her 40's has taken issue with her boss regarding the seriousness of her drive, for which the woman's boss will not discuss with her. So not the woman has come to Pieces for a resolve.
Pieces: You stated that your boss will not drive you anywhere. You're in your 40's what is the matter with you using public transportation?
Employee: Chill for just a minute, you not understanding me!
Pieces: So now you want... Continue reading...
Posted by Sheri Harris. Posted In : Orders-09
June 2, 2009
IN THE UNITED STATES
CIVIL MATTER
Plaintiff
v.
Defendant
Case Facts
A male co-worker anonymously reports a woman worker regarding a "bad distribution". The complaint was
eventually given to pieces for review on what to do next.
Pieces: So your co-worker gave you bad cents, why didn't you just take it to a bank for exchange instead of wasting the courts time for such pettiness?
Male: Not cents your honor, scent.
Pieces: You mean, her perfume is kickin your goat?
Male: No, she don't wear that at all.
Pi... Continue reading...
Posted by Sheri Harris. Posted In : Orders-09
May 27, 2009
IN THE UNITED STATES CIVIL MATTER Plaintiff v. Defendant FACTS OF THE CASE
A man considerably older than his live in girlfriend, has decided to leave her. The reason for leaving is that she "interrupts" their time for romance. Because she tells him she is "thirsty" and goes to get something to drink. Pieces: You said that your girlfriend brought you here, as I look around she is invisible to the court. Please explain her whereabouts. Man: I said the problem we are having made me come to pieces, I got... Continue reading...
Posted by Sheri Harris. Posted In : Orders 09
May 21, 2009
IN THE UNITED STATES
CIVIL MATTERPlaintiff
v.
Defendant
FACTS OF THE CASE
An adult woman is suing her parents "spiritually". She says they have robbed her of her ability to live life to the extent that she would have lived had they not interfered in her desire to become what she wanted. As a result she feels bound to them as though she is enslaved as they have made her miserable. Pieces: Well you are already suing them so what do you want from me? Woman: A bit of advice, on how to do this properly... Continue reading...
Posted by Sheri Harris. Posted In : Orders-09
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