IN THE UNITED STATES
CIVIL MATTER
Plaintiff
v.
Defendant
FACTS OF THE CASE
A man considerably older than his live in girlfriend, has decided to leave her. The reason for leaving is that she "interrupts" their time for romance. Because she tells him she is "thirsty" and goes to get something to drink.
Pieces: You said that your girlfriend brought you here, as I look around she is invisible to the court. Please explain her whereabouts.
Man: I said the problem we are having made me come to pieces, I got...
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